Kitty Phantomhive

The morning undressed the night, slowly

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jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

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hate:

*sleeps all day yet is tired 24/7*

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yourblackdiamond:

✝We’re not in wonderland anymore alice✝

stridering:

darknesssyndicate:

stridering:

I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??

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LITTLE TEENY DICE

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ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL

When you need a little luck

son oF A BITCH

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shiporsink:

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

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wifi-on:

the person you text when you are drunk is the only one you’re thinking of when your brain doesn’t work

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jennaanne01:

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

*standing ovation*

jennaanne01:

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

*standing ovation*

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